these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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