its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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