he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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