is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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