it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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