i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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