I hope mine doesn't look like that
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
