I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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