White coat. Heels.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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