He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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