Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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