I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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