Barsexuality is the new black.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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