i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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