On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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