so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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