if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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