the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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