And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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