Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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