..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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