TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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