let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
