ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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