There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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