did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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