Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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