idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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