I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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