Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Randomize
