kristin has been a bad kristin
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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