i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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