I need help removing her.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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