"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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