I hate your face
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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