would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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