handjob tips. give me some.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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