are you still at the devil's house?
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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