No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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