doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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