I want to walk on stilts...naked
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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