I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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