I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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