Swine flu. Run for my life!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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