I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Randomize
