Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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