That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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