Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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