you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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