With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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