dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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