Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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