i need an iv and a liver transplant
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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