I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my sisters under your porch take her home
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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