When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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