I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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