I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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