I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I want her autograph on my taint
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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